Souvenir Sleuth Pillows

One of the pyramids of giza has had its top stolen!

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Now that's an afro!'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

$1: Family Secrets

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'It's not for myself, you understand."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

I love Museum Shops

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"No, you're going to hell - but you're welcome to check out the gift shop."

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

Tin Man Visits New York

Museum.

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

"Your aunt has bequeathed to you her collection of toilet paper, soap and towels from 385 hotels from all over the world."

"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."

'Loose lips sink principalships.'