Souvenir Seeker Pillows

'Made in Australia?'

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

Tourist Shopping

"Your aunt has bequeathed to you her collection of toilet paper, soap and towels from 385 hotels from all over the world."

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Gift shop in casino caters to winners and losers.

'Made in Australia?'

'My parents went to Miami & had everything stolen except this lousy T-shirt'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Sunk by low sales, she now sells seashells by the tea store.

'Gack! Good lord! This is fresh water taffy!'

'Now that's an afro!'

Toyo of Tokyo Genuine Indian Pottery

'Ooo! Ooo! One more!'

'Seen it, done it, got the T-shirt.'

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

Long Queue

"You and your stones collection!"

Excess Baggage: Some travelers collect truly unique souvenirs.

"Do you know if they comply with airline baggage regulations?"

"It's just a little memento from a company we bought and cannibalized a few years ago!"

"When you said you were bringing back a souvenir from your trip. . . I thought you meant a MUG!"

Welcome to the Valley of the Shadow of Death

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

Mall Souvenirs

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

The Rural Heritage Experience - Exit To Gift Shop

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

Been everywhere done everything got all the T-shirts!

'It's Mexico, dear. They need some of their stuff back.'

Old man on the mountain selling stuff on a blanket with a sign saying "Prices as marked".

My parents visited Turin and all I got was this lousy shroud.

"We climbed three thousand feet up Mont Blanc to get that one."

'Look at the foul ball I caught at the baseball game last night.'