Souvenir Collecting Pillows

Mt. Everest gifts.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"I'm booking a solo vacation. Where would you like a lousy t-shirt from?"

"The last bottle we bought on vacation. I hate to come home and consume all our memories."

Man outside airport sells images of passengers' body scans on t-shirts.

"Do you know if they comply with airline baggage regulations?"

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

"Ever been to the wine gift shop in the Leaning Tower of Pisa?"

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

Mermaid selling titanic souvenirs.

'I bet it's just another tourist trap.'

Collectibles: Keeping In Lane, Next Exit: Knick-Knacks and Clutter.

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"You were supposed to stay in Vegas."

Best selling Grand Canyon souvenirs.

"A wonderfully powerful and insightful gift shop!"

“I’ve got all the first-name key chains they don’t put on the rack.”

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

A man and cartoon mouse chase their respective hats.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Billy. The Kid.

'Now that's an afro!'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Downton Abbey Road"

I love the Shard

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

I love Museum Shops

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Sister Cities

"No Hand Sanitiser"