Souvenir Scout Pillows

...To old Harry it was just a sign of the times.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Now that's an afro!'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

I love the Shard

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

I love Museum Shops

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"No, you're going to hell - but you're welcome to check out the gift shop."

Museum.

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Tin Man Visits New York

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

"Your aunt has bequeathed to you her collection of toilet paper, soap and towels from 385 hotels from all over the world."

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."

Shoppers

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

Self raising Lazarus.