Souvenir Savvy Pillows

Shrunken heads $3

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Now that's an afro!'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

I love the Shard

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

I love Museum Shops

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

Sister Cities

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

Museum.

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

"Travellin' through?"

Tin Man Visits New York

"No, you're going to hell - but you're welcome to check out the gift shop."

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Your aunt has bequeathed to you her collection of toilet paper, soap and towels from 385 hotels from all over the world."

"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."