Souvenir Strategist Pillows

"I will not buy a fridge magnet. . ."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Now that's an afro!'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

I love the Shard

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

I love Museum Shops

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Tin Man Visits New York

Museum.

"No, you're going to hell - but you're welcome to check out the gift shop."

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

"Your aunt has bequeathed to you her collection of toilet paper, soap and towels from 385 hotels from all over the world."

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"Do you know if they comply with airline baggage regulations?"

Self raising Lazarus.

"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."