Souvenir Sleuth T-Shirts

One of the pyramids of giza has had its top stolen!

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Now that's an afro!'

$1: Family Secrets

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

I love Museum Shops

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"No, you're going to hell - but you're welcome to check out the gift shop."

Museum.

Tin Man Visits New York

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

"Your aunt has bequeathed to you her collection of toilet paper, soap and towels from 385 hotels from all over the world."

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

Memories of Souvenirs and Memorabilia.