Souvenir Hunter T-Shirts

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

"You gotta love this city, right?"

'You're fast, Ted, but Steven is just so fascinating.'

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

“I’ve got all the first-name key chains they don’t put on the rack.”

End of Vacation Sally

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

Shoppers

'I'm done boys. I'm headin' for the gift shop to git a souvenir fer my youngin', and then I'm gonna check out the buffet.'

Collectibles: Keeping In Lane, Next Exit: Knick-Knacks and Clutter.

'I bet it's just another tourist trap.'

'Quick,quick! Help! Umbrella stand bandits!'

'I've repacked this so you have room for souvenirs.'

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

Girl collects hotel toiletries.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Now that's an afro!'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

I love the Shard

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

I love Museum Shops

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display