South African Nursery Rhymes.
South African Athlete Gifts
Looking for a gift for a South African athlete? Discover a range of unique, humorous, and motivational items that celebrate their sporting spirit. Perfect for athletes, fans, or anyone inspired by South Africa's proud sports tradition.
Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!
"Good game."
'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'
'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'
"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"
Life with a professional baseball catcher.
"Portrait of a Lady"
'I love your cardiovascular system!'
"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.
'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'
"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."
What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.
'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'
'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'
'Another football scholarship offer?'
"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."
"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."
Yearbook
"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"
'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'
'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'
'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'
Bullseye!
Monica Seles
31. 19. 55.7.
"Damn those dugout Martinis!"
'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'
'Gee, you beat Roger again!'
Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race
I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.
'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'
"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."
'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'
'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'
South African Athlete Gifts Collection
South African Athlete Mugs
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South African Athlete Pillows
Bring comfort and inspiration to any space with our South African athlete pillows—perfect for fans and proud supporters alike.
South African Athlete Prints
Discover vibrant prints depicting South African athletic achievements—ideal for inspiring their space with bold, motivational artwork.
South African Athlete T-Shirts
Check out our South African athlete t-shirts to wear their pride on your sleeve with fun, sporty designs perfect for casual days.