Soup Spelling Expert Gifts

This problem began in the 1950's...

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Soup of the month.

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

A Welcome mat words mixed up at the Dyslexic Clinic

'There's a lamb chop in my soup.' - 'Oh, that's where it got to. It belongs to table six.'

Men, there is no I in team! Seriously. I just got a text from your English professor, so go ahead and fix that in the playbook I handed out. (Pulished originally on March 6, 2010.)

Waiter, there are tiny bubbles rising to the surface of my clam chowder. Conclusion" there's a flatulent fly in my soup. ? ?

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

Too many kooks spoil the Broth.

"No! That's no right! Remember to always use spell check."

Personnel: 'First of all, there's no 'Y' in resume...'

'Waiter, there are no vowels in my alphabet soup!'

'Excuse me, sir. How do you spell magna cum laude?'

'First off, there is no 'y' in resume.'

'And use any of our 10c off Campbells Soup coupons for your dinner while we're gone, Patty.' 'Except for the alphabet soup coupons... those are mine.'

'Have you found contact lenses in your soup?'

Library - Food For Thought.

"… and this one too, doc — 'university' is definitely spelled wrong."

'The first thing I do every morning is arrange all my thoughts in alphabetical order.'

'Has it been spell-checked?'

"I hear farm chickens are pumped with antibiotics."

"Do you have large print alphabet soup?"

'I'm very studious. I don't just eat my alphabet soup. I also read it.'

"Have I spelt 'imbecile' correctly?"

"Ummmhh...well, I couldn't agree more."