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"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

Breakfast surreal.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"You complete me."

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"It's a map to the vending machines."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'Because it's there!'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'