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"Did you want a Vedic or non-Vedic table?"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Breakfast surreal.

"Do you want fries with that?"

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.

Cookie Thief

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

'Where did you get the idea that crackers are a minimum daily requirement?'

Usher

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

Factory raised chickens. . .Free range chickens. . . Chickens that crossed the road.

"Dad, what is a meal?"

'Put the cheesecake and cappuccino on one bill and the health salad on another bill so I can show my wife that I'm watching my diet.'

Eating in Heaven.

Dave figured out if he added green food coloring to his milkshakes everyone just presumed he was drinking a kale smoothie.

'It's just a few things your concession stand doesn't carry - fried chicken, potato salad, pumpkin pie...'

Book Burp

Suddenly, God gets the urge for an Earth cream cone.

'Are you genetically modified? - Then you'll love our G.M. food.'

"I don't care if it is the best value... next time we're just getting a MEDIUM popcorn!"

Cull people who eat big bags of potato chips during a movie.