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"Did you want a Vedic or non-Vedic table?"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

Breakfast surreal.

"Do you want fries with that?"

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

Cookie Thief

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

'Where did you get the idea that crackers are a minimum daily requirement?'

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

"Dad, what is a meal?"

Sometimes, instead of one big meal, I prefer tapas.

Usher

Factory raised chickens. . .Free range chickens. . . Chickens that crossed the road.

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

Don't lie to me

'Put the cheesecake and cappuccino on one bill and the health salad on another bill so I can show my wife that I'm watching my diet.'

Eating in Heaven.

'It's just a few things your concession stand doesn't carry - fried chicken, potato salad, pumpkin pie...'

Dave figured out if he added green food coloring to his milkshakes everyone just presumed he was drinking a kale smoothie.

Book Burp

Suddenly, God gets the urge for an Earth cream cone.

"I don't care if it is the best value... next time we're just getting a MEDIUM popcorn!"

'Are you genetically modified? - Then you'll love our G.M. food.'