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Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Inactive wear store.

Breakfast surreal.

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

Bedside Manna.

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

Lady has a coffee break.

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

Doomed Food Group

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

"Dad, what is a meal?"

Sometimes, instead of one big meal, I prefer tapas.

Factory raised chickens. . .Free range chickens. . . Chickens that crossed the road.

Snack Time

'It's just a few things your concession stand doesn't carry - fried chicken, potato salad, pumpkin pie...'

'You've been eating crisps in bed again, haven't you?'

"I've found my soul mate!"

Cull people who eat big bags of potato chips during a movie.

'Are you genetically modified? - Then you'll love our G.M. food.'

"I don't care if it is the best value... next time we're just getting a MEDIUM popcorn!"

Book Burp

Shows at 6 am and 6 pm daily.

"Yeah, he calls me his best friend alright, but he's never shared his hot chips: not once!"

"Gracie, you can't leave Animal Crackers all over the place!"