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'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"The bagels are better in New York."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Breakfast surreal.

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

The downside of the cupcake bed.

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

Bedside Manna.

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

'I woke up in February, and couldn't get back to sleep, so I got up, killed and ate a moose.'

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'

"We grind our own catnip."

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

"They're boulettes de viande. They're meatballs. They're balls of meat."

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

The four major food groups.

'You were up four times last night.'

Diet Enforcer

'I think you're going to love it! Our award-winning chef microwaved them to perfection.'

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

"Late night snack? No, I...I was just checking expiration dates, dear!"

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

"You're home, dear. We don't have room service."