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'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

"The bagels are better in New York."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Breakfast surreal.

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

The downside of the cupcake bed.

Bedside Manna.

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

"They're boulettes de viande. They're meatballs. They're balls of meat."

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'

"We grind our own catnip."

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

'I woke up in February, and couldn't get back to sleep, so I got up, killed and ate a moose.'

The four major food groups.

'You were up four times last night.'

"You're home, dear. We don't have room service."

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

'I think you're going to love it! Our award-winning chef microwaved them to perfection.'

"Late night snack? No, I...I was just checking expiration dates, dear!"

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

Al, do you ever go back in time and try to pinpoint moments when you made bad life choices? Actually, after an episode of gastric distress this morning, I journeyed back in time to last night. I pinpointed midnight as the moment, and I pinpointed pizza as a bad life choice.

Diet Enforcer

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'