Sound Management Gifts

Noisy Neighbours

"Hey! Turn down your damn white-noise machine!"

"Speak up please. The music is so loud I can't hear you."

Let's get organized

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

At the rock concert...

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

A Day In The Kitchen

"By labeling it, I control it."

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

Hassled Mother.

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

King Solomon's Pollster.

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Separation Anxiety

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Cat and Broom

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

A woman's work is never done!

'You're three o'clock cancelled, the Parson deal is ending, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

The Complete Cycle.

'Dinner in tumble dryer - gone to see therapist!'

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'