Sound Engineer Humorist Gifts

At the rock concert...

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Driverless cars rage.

AA Meeting Here Today

Screen Time vs Book Time

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Chef copy robot

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Elevator Music

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'