Engineering Humorist Gifts

Speed bump ahead.

How to Cross the Rhine

"So, General, what do you think of this new idea for a bridging technique?"

Oh great. It needs AC and we've got DC.'

Pipelines

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

At the rock concert...

Screen Time vs Book Time

AA Meeting Here Today

Driverless cars rage.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Electric Blanket.

"Darn autocorrect!"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Chef copy robot

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.