Engineering Humor Gifts

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

"Talk nerdy to me."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Chef copy robot

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'It's a snow mobile.'

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."