Mechanic Humorist Gifts

"I agree, it's a lot of bang for the buck. And thumping, whining, clicking, clacking, clanging, grinding, buzzing and rattling."

'M.O.T. certificate?!...a death certificate's the best I can do.'

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

The Rarely Seen Gas-Powered Eel

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

Electric Blanket.

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

HUAWEI 5G

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

'I think I've got a screw loose.'

Every time one of us gets a new head, those two think it's funny to call it "the changing of the gourd."

'Well, if I have a short circuit, just lengthen it.'

"That computer has a second virus protection software. . . it's my mom."

"Is there a dummy's guide for this book?"

Geek on Wheaties Box.

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"It's garage music."

I'm a bolt, dummy! Does everything look like a nail to you?!

Unsound

Auto Mechanic's Confessional Booth

"Also in, the robot apocalypse."

"One human arm torn off by a roomba - starting bid is 500 volts."

Ironing the Mouse

"If your internet doesn't work, please check our online help chat...if your internet doesn't work..."

Witness Protection Program

A Self-Driving Car

Whats Ape

'Batteries not included, it's a real cat.'

'I think I found your missing nut.'