It's only firing on 87 cylinders.
Mechanic Humor Lover Gifts
Looking for a gift for a mechanic humor lover? Our collection offers hilarious and clever products that celebrate a passion for fixing, tweaking, and automotive fun. Brighten their day with witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak their language. Whether they’re a gearhead or simply love a good laugh, these gifts are sure to rev up their spirits and bring a smile every time they use them.
Electric Blanket.
'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'
'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'
'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'
'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'
'I think I've got a screw loose.'
Ad Valorem
"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."
'It's only a slug Norman.'
Every time one of us gets a new head, those two think it's funny to call it "the changing of the gourd."
'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'
"There - now we're environmentally responsible."
'Well, if I have a short circuit, just lengthen it.'
"It's garage music."
"So...were they open to negotiations?"
Auto Mechanic's Confessional Booth
The Rarely Seen Gas-Powered Eel
'I think I found your missing nut.'
'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'
'Batteries not included, it's a real cat.'
"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."
"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"
'Completed the pyramid, eh? Now take it down to the ground.'
'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'
Awareness!...
"One CC of lubricant after meals, okay?"
Acme Rubber Band Co.
'Try it now.'
"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."
"The replacement part is $28, but cost will be $3,200 after we dismantle half the engine to install it."
"Just what I thought... Bad shock absorbers."
"Hey, I saw you on the cover of Assembly Line Illustrated!!"
"Don't panic. It's one of ours!"
'So, are you saying that in the future I shouldn't open any email attachments labeled, 'deadly computer virus'?'
Mechanic Humor Lover Gifts Collection
Mechanic Humor Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of mechanic humor mugs for the perfect blend of wit and caffeine — a great gift for any car lover.
Mechanic Humor Lover Pillows
Brighten up their space with mechanic humor pillows, combining comfort and comedy in one fun package.
Mechanic Humor Lover Prints
Browse our mechanic humor prints to bring automotive charm and jokes into any room or workshop with style.
Mechanic Humor Lover T-Shirts
Check out our mechanic humor t-shirts to add some witty automotive flair to your wardrobe or gift it to a fellow car enthusiast.