Tech Humourist Gifts

Driverless cars rage.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Screen Time vs Book Time

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"Darn autocorrect!"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Chef copy robot

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

I've always been slower than computers...

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

HUAWEI 5G

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

'It's a snow mobile.'