Technology Humorists Gifts

'I'd give you me pot o' gold but I forgot me PIN number!'

"Darn autocorrect!"

'They had a lot more authority on horses, don't you think? It's hard to take them seriously on those things.'

A doctor tells an old couple that the man is suffering from the 'Millennium bug'.

To put your right foot in, press 5...to take it out, press 6... to put...

"Talk nerdy to me."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Screen Time vs Book Time

Driverless cars rage.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Chef copy robot

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

HUAWEI 5G

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'