Comical Engineer Gifts

The Philatelist's Friend

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

At the rock concert...

Driverless cars rage.

Screen Time vs Book Time

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Electric Blanket.

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Chef copy robot

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'It's a snow mobile.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'