Soul Guardian T-Shirts

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Bumble Bee

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Biodiversity

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

Dentist Training School.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Beware of the Lawn

The proper way to wear your mask

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

The afternoon shower catches the couple in the tropical garden. The rain shimmers on the flowers that perfume the air. Ryan Beardsley looks into her eyes and whispers. Twig! Watch where you're watering! The humidity begins to affect her mood!

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

'I've been tagged by a whaling commission, some environment people, a naval research team, a fishing group,some zoologists...'

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Fish Food