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"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Bumble Bee

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Biodiversity

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"Beware of God"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

The proper way to wear your mask

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

A man with a rake on a desert island

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'But what about the 4th Amendment?'

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted