Dream Guardian T-Shirts

'It's alright my previous, it was just a bad dream, there is no super bindweed monster...'

"It was just a bad dream darling. See, the moon's still here. You can go back to sleep now..."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"It's trickle down."

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"People were steal his ideas"

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

'No cheating'

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

"Someday, son, all this will be your fault."

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'... I couldn't remember if I had switched off the light!'

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

Bricklayers in goal.

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

Deer Crossing.

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

"Denying the climate change works perfectly! Just look around us! Everything is as usual!"

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

See, no monster under your bed

Football Thinker

Fridays For Future

Julen Lopetegui Agote

"Police. Nobody move or groove."

'I don't worry when he calls from the door way or the front steps - only when he starts heading this way.'

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."

Little Did She Know

"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

'Should you be doing that?'

Myopic man reading 'Optician' sign.