Decor Guardian T-Shirts

"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Painting the Ceiling

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Emergency Hipster Beard

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Non-Drip ?

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Face Painting.

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Baby squirrel & Berries

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

Pillows in love.