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Brother Kevin is wrecking the dorm!

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Thanks

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"It's trickle down."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

The proper way to wear your mask

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'But what about the 4th Amendment?'

Deer Crossing.

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

See, no monster under your bed

"Apologies, sir. The mansion is haunted by Randy, the master's late spaniel."

'Nap time's over, Ms. Doan. You have to wake them up.'

'It's quiet... Too quiet.'

Business cartoon of video camera spying on 'anonymous tips' box.

"They had to make that it guy the CEO. He won't reveal the Master Password."

It was a tough case. Plenty of witnesses, but no one was talking.

Introvert Career Faire.

"Nap? I'll nap when I'm thirty."

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

Museum. Shhh!

'Should you be doing that?'

'Make sure you stay in the shallow end.'

"You just watch him Ethel. He'll sit there and say nothing, just to annoy me."

'My costume is scary data ... get it?'