Sore Loser Sympathizer Gifts

"Let's discuss this feeling that you're always being blamed for bad golf scores!"

'Checkmate!'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

'Every time I win an argument, he goes off on a Crusade to sulk.'

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Remorse code

"He couldn't sink that last putt, so now he's trying to drown it."

"I'm still waiting for an apology!"

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"Stop doggin' it!"

The hardest instrument to play second fiddle.

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

'Bob forgot your birthday. He went fishing instead. So he sent you this Excuse-O-Gram. In hopes he won't end up dead.'

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

Football Sisyphus

"This could be a job for....Slothman. Nahhh."

"Keep 'em coming until I smile."

"What happened, honey? Was your team defeated again?"

Armstrong Maynard, waaaake uuuuup!!! Waaaaaaaake uuuuuuuuppp!!! Give me a break. Heavy sleepers are absolutely the worst part of the haunting business. Bang on a pot!

Kids Nowadays.

"I wouldn't say these are conflict-free diamonds. Henry bought them after we had a terrible row."

"Yeah, no - I didn't mean to scare you."

"Sorry... we're a juice bar now."

"You're a disaster Jones, you've only been here a week and you're already a month behind with work."

'We scored eight goals last week.'

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