Sore Loser Sympathizer Pillows

"Let's discuss this feeling that you're always being blamed for bad golf scores!"

'Checkmate!'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

"Won't your boss miss you?"

'Every time I win an argument, he goes off on a Crusade to sulk.'

Remorse code

"I'm still waiting for an apology!"

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"He couldn't sink that last putt, so now he's trying to drown it."

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

The hardest instrument to play second fiddle.

'Bob forgot your birthday. He went fishing instead. So he sent you this Excuse-O-Gram. In hopes he won't end up dead.'

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

"Stop doggin' it!"

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

"Keep 'em coming until I smile."

"This could be a job for....Slothman. Nahhh."

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

Football Sisyphus

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

"I wouldn't say these are conflict-free diamonds. Henry bought them after we had a terrible row."

"What happened, honey? Was your team defeated again?"

Kids Nowadays.

"Sorry... we're a juice bar now."

"Yeah, no - I didn't mean to scare you."

'We scored eight goals last week.'

Board of Censors.

'There it is again...that mysterious feeling that we're clipped from a newspaper and hung on someone's refrigerator.'

"He says this is the future. I say he's nuts."