Sondheim Superfan Gifts

Stephen Sondheim, 1930-2021

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"The kid's good."

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Megan Anna Rapinoe

The Music Lover.

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

Boxers vs. Briefs

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

"He's watching too much educational TV."

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

Musician

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Ryan Giggs

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

Women's World Cup Final

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

"An eight year old could do this. . .!!"

Bad Bread

'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'

'He's a plumber, yet you bet him he couldn't break 100, using a plunger as his putter?'

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

Karim Benzema

'Keep on jabbing kid, with your lousy punch, it's the only chance you got!'

Barnum & Bailey's 3 - ring progeny

Fondue Heaven

Rafa Nadal

'It's all right for you with your fan, - we insist that you do something about the thermostat out here!'