Sondheim Superfan Pillows

Stephen Sondheim, 1930-2021

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"The kid's good."

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

The Music Lover.

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

Boxers vs. Briefs

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

Musician

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"An eight year old could do this. . .!!"

Women's World Cup Final

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

Bad Bread

'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

'He's a plumber, yet you bet him he couldn't break 100, using a plunger as his putter?'

'Keep on jabbing kid, with your lousy punch, it's the only chance you got!'

Barnum & Bailey's 3 - ring progeny

Fondue Heaven

'It's all right for you with your fan, - we insist that you do something about the thermostat out here!'

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