Soccer Superstar Fan Gifts

Megan Anna Rapinoe

Karim Benzema

Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

The trauma of losing.

Football Chameleon

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Raheem Sterling

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Mohamed Salah

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

Egyptian Football

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Centaur Forward

World Cup Fever

Watching the football.

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Football