Soccer Superstar Fans Gifts

The Beckham in right now

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Raheem Sterling

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Mohamed Salah

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Egyptian Football

World Cup Fever

Centaur Forward

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Chris Froome

Football Accident.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Spot the fur ball.

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Football/Soccer bubbles

Team medic spraying deodorant

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'