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"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Centaur Forward

Egyptian Football

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Football/Soccer bubbles

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Football Accident.

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Spot the fur ball.

Team medic spraying deodorant

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'