Someone Who Loves Humor Pillows

"And in this corner...for the time being..."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

Teacher's sign in Philosophy class reads: 'Think', Sign in Science class reads 'Thunk' as student falls over.

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

"Maybe if we had better teachers we could learn new tricks."

Beer Van and Ice Cream Van

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"Sir? - it's clowntime."

"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."

Scientist discover a new superbug

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

"You're not in the gym Gary!"

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

"I'm suffering from TeaParytyitis."

Wanted: dishwasher or handsome rich guy.

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

Beach Attraction

Mitch Decides to Take A 15 Minute Coffee Break To Voice His Opinion.

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

Sex Score

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

"You really miss the old grandfather, don't you dear."