Someone Who Loves Humor Gifts

"And in this corner...for the time being..."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

Teacher's sign in Philosophy class reads: 'Think', Sign in Science class reads 'Thunk' as student falls over.

Menopause and the City

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"Maybe if we had better teachers we could learn new tricks."

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."

Beer Van and Ice Cream Van

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"Sir? - it's clowntime."

Scientist discover a new superbug

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

"You're not in the gym Gary!"

Wanted: dishwasher or handsome rich guy.

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

"I'm suffering from TeaParytyitis."

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'

Road signs of Aging

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

Beach Attraction

'You really should believe in yourself.'

Mitch Decides to Take A 15 Minute Coffee Break To Voice His Opinion.

"You really miss the old grandfather, don't you dear."

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.