Soldering Admirer T-Shirts

Organic Soldering.

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Organic Soldering.

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

A consumer guide to cheese.

God save the Queen.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

Biocafeteraologist

"I take it back: You might look at bit clumsy on land, but boy you're amazingly agile in the water!"

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Faberge Chicken

'I see you finally sealed up those holes.'

'Frankly, you're not impressing us: We can all do that...'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

Flat pack sales assistant

"What? I find that I make a much better brake light."

'...but he does put up a lovely shelf.'