Soldering Admirer Gifts

Organic Soldering.

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Organic Soldering.

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

A consumer guide to cheese.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

God save the Queen.

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

'Mike has had a lifelong dream of working at Sea World.'

Biocafeteraologist

"I take it back: You might look at bit clumsy on land, but boy you're amazingly agile in the water!"

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Faberge Chicken

Animal Crackers. What a mess! I have to check them all. The box says "Do not eat if seal broken" --- Does this look like a seal to you?

'I see you finally sealed up those holes.'

'Frankly, you're not impressing us: We can all do that...'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

Flat pack sales assistant

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Handcrafted Artisanal Laptop