Soldering Gifts

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

Organic Soldering.

Organic Soldering.

The president's men

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Desert Island Meals.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Captain in a storm

Servicemen.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

The Dubloon Stops Here

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Bermuda Triangles

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Boat wedding.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'