Soldering Pillows

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

Organic Soldering.

Organic Soldering.

The president's men

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Desert Island Meals.

Servicemen.

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

The Dubloon Stops Here

"Mind the whale, dear."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

'Are we there yet?'

Bermuda Triangles

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Boat wedding.

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

New Suit.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.