Solar Spirit Gifts

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Home depot."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"You've been served."

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

"Is that neat whisky?"

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

Broken ankle.

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

'I have to disappoint you Mrs Robinson, today is not Halloween.'

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

Violin Ghost

The Garden

'It's spring - so jump about a bit!'

'As your Guardian Angel, I want you to know that death is not anything to worry about.'

No caption. (Friar wears a cross and the chord leads to his ears as it does with a MP3 player.)

'That's old Goopta - he decided to quit at the top of his game.'

Mermaid and music

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Clouds and a Kite

"Our religious friends are praying, our atheist friends are sending good thoughts, and our lawyer friends are figuring out who to sue."

'Hey Gloria, what's with the springs?'

No Guts. No Gory

Vampire

"Prosecco-ho-ho?"

A Poor Pirate Sells His Artificial Limbs.

'Answer me! It's your mother! Don't give me that vow of silence!'

Midlife Madness