Software Update Guru Gifts

'That's what you get for not updating acrobat reader.'

"We need to update your entire operating system."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Computer help.

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

Crocodile Selfie

Tech support...can I help you!

"Are you sure that a 'tamiflu injection' will cure my computer virus?"

Constructive Criticism 50c.

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

'We've decided to upgrade your position with a new version 2.0 employee.'

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

"Computer Help Line? I think something bad has happened to my hard drive!"

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."