Software Update Guru Mugs

'That's what you get for not updating acrobat reader.'

Robots In The Boardroom

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"We need to update your entire operating system."

The Modern Novel.

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Crocodile Selfie

Windows or Mac?

Computer help.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

Tech support...can I help you!

"Are you sure that a 'tamiflu injection' will cure my computer virus?"

Constructive Criticism 50c.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

'We've decided to upgrade your position with a new version 2.0 employee.'

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

"Text!"

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."