Software Updater Mugs

"Definitely time for an upgrade."

Before and After an Update

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

"Your new operating system has rendered all your applications and peripherals inoperable"

" 'Obselete' means any software the company bought last year for multi-megabucks."

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"We need to update your entire operating system."

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

"The oracle demands the sacrifice of a virgin or an update of its operating system."

"Just saying, if you can't trust your software upgrades, what can you trust?"

A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

Working on updates. 11% complete. Don't turn off your computer.

"Here's a great software update. It lets me delete all the features that I didn't want from the last update."

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

Mammon Industries - "He says his name is Billy and he's here to update our software."

"Sorry, but I have to let you all go. I'm getting all of my presents online now."

'Just when you think you've reached the final awareness, they send another update.'

"I think you need to update your mobile device."

'Let's just see how intuitive this software really is.'

'That's what you get for not updating acrobat reader.'

'Which of us can resist the technological advance?'

'It's not directed at you. Most of us have to upgrade our computers a month after buying them.'

"Fire not bad. Opening up email attachments, no keeping operating system and software updated and banging on your keyboard is bad."

'Someday, I hope to be a smart phone.'

"Sorry I'm late, but the computer urgently needed my assistance to upgrade to something about which I have no clue."

"Sorry chief, just updating my status."

'Can I have a few minutes to update my profile page?'