Socializing Over Drinks Gifts

Liquidity Lunch

"An everything Martini, please."

Best Before 5th Pint.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

"Brian's considering the optics."

"Wine is plant-based food."

"Yes, it is hot in here."

'He's been shot!'

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

Happy hour.

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

"I'm not serving you mate - you're off yer face..!"

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

'I am such a loser!' 'You're overreacting. Lots of people have never won the lottery.'

'A table near the wine steward, please.'

Her tears flowed like wine.

Nappy Hour 2-3.

'This beer is awful. I'll be glad when I've had enough.'

"My wine! My bubbles!"

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

Forgive me if I'm wrong, sir, but you DID ask for a boozer next door!'

"Don't over think it. Just go with your beer gut."

Rose Wine

"Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing!"

"I used to be a hunter and gatherer. But since retirement I'm mostly a drinker."

Whitbreads Drunkard Beer

"No, this isn't the liquor talking But I am a spokesperson for the liquor."

'You've had enough, you face looks blurred.'

"I hear productivity is down but morale is waaay up."