
Liquidity Lunch
Looking for a gift for someone who thrives on socializing over drinks? Our collection features fun, humorous items that capture the spirit of friendly gatherings, making every toast memorable. Whether they love cocktails, wine, or simply good company, our products add a personal touch to their favorite hobby or pastime.
Liquidity Lunch
"An everything Martini, please."
Best Before 5th Pint.
"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."
'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'
Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.
"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."
'Bloody Cheek, that Gayle fellow criticising test cricket.'
"Brian's considering the optics."
"Wine is plant-based food."
"Yes, it is hot in here."
'It looks like blood, tastes like Ribena, I just hope it gets me drunk,'
'He's been shot!'
"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."
Happy hour.
"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."
"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."
"I'm not serving you mate - you're off yer face..!"
"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"
'I am such a loser!' 'You're overreacting. Lots of people have never won the lottery.'
Nappy Hour 2-3.
Her tears flowed like wine.
"My wine! My bubbles!"
'This beer is awful. I'll be glad when I've had enough.'
'A table near the wine steward, please.'
"Don't over think it. Just go with your beer gut."
Forgive me if I'm wrong, sir, but you DID ask for a boozer next door!'
'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'
"I used to be a hunter and gatherer. But since retirement I'm mostly a drinker."
Rose Wine
"No, this isn't the liquor talking But I am a spokesperson for the liquor."
Whitbreads Drunkard Beer
'You've had enough, you face looks blurred.'
"Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing!"
"I won't suffer fools gladly. Yourself excepted, of course."
Explore our mugs collection for social drinkers who love to start their day with humor and style—perfect for coffee, tea, or their favorite drinks.
Sit back and relax with our pillows celebrating socializing over drinks. Stylish and humorous, they add a cozy touch to any lounge or living space.
Brighten your home with prints that capture the fun of socializing over drinks. Perfect for adding personality and humor to your walls.
Check out our witty t-shirts designed for those who enjoy mingling and drinks. A fun way to showcase their love for social gatherings.