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"An everything Martini, please."

Best Before 5th Pint.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

'Bloody Cheek, that Gayle fellow criticising test cricket.'

"Brian's considering the optics."

"Wine is plant-based food."

"Yes, it is hot in here."

'It looks like blood, tastes like Ribena, I just hope it gets me drunk,'

'He's been shot!'

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

Happy hour.

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."

"I'm not serving you mate - you're off yer face..!"

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

'I am such a loser!' 'You're overreacting. Lots of people have never won the lottery.'

Nappy Hour 2-3.

Her tears flowed like wine.

"My wine! My bubbles!"

'This beer is awful. I'll be glad when I've had enough.'

'A table near the wine steward, please.'

"Don't over think it. Just go with your beer gut."

Forgive me if I'm wrong, sir, but you DID ask for a boozer next door!'

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

"I used to be a hunter and gatherer. But since retirement I'm mostly a drinker."

Rose Wine

"No, this isn't the liquor talking But I am a spokesperson for the liquor."

Whitbreads Drunkard Beer

'You've had enough, you face looks blurred.'

"Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing!"

"I won't suffer fools gladly. Yourself excepted, of course."