Social Security Sage Gifts

Looking for a gift for your social security sage? Our collection features humorous and heartfelt items that cherish their years of wisdom. Perfect for retirees, mentors, or anyone who’s earned their stripes in the social security world. From witty mugs to inspiring prints, find a gift that resonates with their seasoned perspective and makes them smile.

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Be thankful we didn't invest social security funds in the stock market.

Be thankful we didn't invest social security funds in the stock market. mockup

Be thankful we didn't invest social security funds in the stock market.

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"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works." mockup

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

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'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.' mockup

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

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'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

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Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job mockup

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

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"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?" mockup

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

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"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job." mockup

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

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'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?' mockup

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

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How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause. mockup

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

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IMHOtep

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"Your test results are back. We're going to have to remove your appendix and your wallet."

"Your test results are back. We're going to have to remove your appendix and your wallet." mockup

"Your test results are back. We're going to have to remove your appendix and your wallet."

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A wiser and a better man

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"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password." mockup

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

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"I worry that we're headed for a future where you won't be able to earn three hundred times the salary of your lowest paid worker."

"I worry that we're headed for a future where you won't be able to earn three hundred times the salary of your lowest paid worker." mockup

"I worry that we're headed for a future where you won't be able to earn three hundred times the salary of your lowest paid worker."

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"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password." mockup

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

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Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out. mockup

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

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Trusting

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"And that one's for the relief of anxiety caused by the high cost of medication."

"And that one's for the relief of anxiety caused by the high cost of medication." mockup

"And that one's for the relief of anxiety caused by the high cost of medication."

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"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?" mockup

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

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"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!" mockup

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

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The Circle.

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Safes for sale

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"This is money—get ready to worry about it for the rest of your life."

"This is money—get ready to worry about it for the rest of your life." mockup

"This is money—get ready to worry about it for the rest of your life."

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'Did you spill my pint?'

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"Well the good news is that the new software analysed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product. . ."

"Well the good news is that the new software analysed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product. . ."

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