Social Media Saga Lover Pillows

Weapons of Mass Comparison

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Ice shelfie.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

tRUMp, Pirate President

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

~ S.O.S.

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"Oh, say you can't see, any conflicts of interest in me! What's good for my brand, is now the law of the land! And the crooked media's nasty glare, my killer tweets bursting in air... Gave proof to the news cycle, that I'm so awesome it's almost unfair!..

007's Dating Mishaps

'We have the same pinterest.'

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

"Down here, greed is totally unregulated."

The nurse of the future

Virgil

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

Effective Catcalls

Phone generation.

"Oh, I'm sorry. That procedure isn't covered. Now, spin the wheel to see what you'll pay."

'Wow, they certainly know how to hide their poverty!'

Now Entering Urban America, Please Drive Around Chalk Outlines.

Kid eating "Tweeties" cereal

"Would you be willing to participate in a brief survey following this transaction concerning customer satisfaction?"

"#skydiving"

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

Social Media Romance

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."

Valkyrie.

"It's my selfie stick. But I look a lot more attractive from a distance."

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 34