Social Scenario Lover Pillows

'I've seen you before and, right now, I'm hoping like crazy that it wasn't on a picture in the post office.'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"We have a favor to ask."

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"It's marzipan pigs."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

Bad Hare Day

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

Sure, this is singles bar. I'm single, Roscoe here is single...

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

Weapons of Mass Comparison

Carrie White found a manicurist who makes house calls.

'Mom!!'

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

"If I don't escape now, I'm toast!"

"They're about this big."

Mom's Home Cooking and Dad's Home Drinking.

They're mostly harmless

"I want to kill my parents and sell the film rights."

"Say, what's that funny smell?"

"Larry?!"

I'm sick. I can't go to school. No fever. No cough. No day off. Easy, mom. Some girls are hounding her for liking Ryan Beardsley. Oh, honey! Why didn't you tell me that

"Unaware that the earth had detached itself from his house, Sam steps off the porch

The world coming to an end

Fun run vs pitbull parade

Woman tries to drink wine whilst wearing a face mask.

"If the Webers invite us to their vegan potluck dinner, I found an excuse we haven't used yet."

"No, I wasn't concerned about gun control."

101 uses of a dead cat: hot water bottle

'I'm wondering where my wife is.'